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Zeke10
  • Town/Country : Male', Maldives
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zeke10 : I'm Zeke and I'm 20, from Maldives. Pretty sure most people don't even know where that is. I'm going abroad to uni next year, hopefully the UK. I'm an avid gamer and I like cooking! I love music as well, specially The Beatles! My first language isn't English, but it really annoys me when people use incorrect grammar. And I'm 6'3" and I workout almost everyday. :v

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Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53060) - you deserved it (11821)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (61415)

On 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm - love - by i suck, this i know :( (man) - Malawi (Blantyre)



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