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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4371
  • Number of comments : 1674
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 92 posted

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TODAY I WOKE UP TO MY BALLS COVERD IN ICY HOT A BIG OLD "FUCK YOU" NOTE FROM MY GRLFRIEND AND MY DOOR SLAMMING SHUT. I'M STARTING TO GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT OFF-HAND REMARK LAST NIGHT ABOUT HER PMSING AFTER SHE RAGE-QUIT A GAME OF MARIO KART. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12957) - you deserved it (25239)

On 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm - love - by dumping time (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, mah dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto mah laptop an photoshopping a bong into mah Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with mah mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December!!

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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML

Today, I found a ticket on mah motorcycle fir parking in a designatd spot. The space I had parkd mah bike in was occupid by a large van. Some asshole had movd mah bike. real FML

Today , I was assigned to write a short story about wat we imagine Earth to be like in 500 yeres , an daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it an read it aloud to the class. He asked 4 my inspiration , an I didn't have the heret to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Yesterday, I found out tat ma crus didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me e likd me, or any of te oter romantic ting e said to me wile drunk last nigt. He did owever remember me promising to bake im cookies. FML

I Had A Hard Time Taking A Dump. Before Flushing, I Noticed Two Pennies An A Dime Incrusted In My Turd. It Seems That Yesterday, While Drunk, I Swallowed Some Change. FML

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
94 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

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316 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I had a wat draam in tha middla of an 8-hour-long arplana flight. fat FML

#19830472
128 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I realisd that boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by actual name. real FML



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