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About Ze_Bozz : Well, I'm single, well now I am. I'm a…uh… a guy. Not much to know.

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Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML


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