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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1892
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ZeBenji : I'm Benji.

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Visits<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 10/15/2013 at 10:54am<b>dangerika93</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 2:51pm<b>sanitybreaks</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 1:08am<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 12:20pm<b>meowwrongnotacat</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 7:02pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 4:37am<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 4:17am<b>Angio113</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 10:22pm<b>fuckit_oo</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 10:36pm<b>RomanCatMama</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 8:08pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 09/11/2013 at 7:04pm<b>blue_eyes72</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 8:28pm<b>Euronymous93</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 8:30pm<b>DJisHere11</b> - the 08/12/2013 at 3:09am<b>hutch66</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 4:21pm<b>Tommiix</b> - the 07/31/2013 at 11:47pm<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 4:41am<b>ks23</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 7:08pm

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ZeBenji's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

by theynamedmeluke / 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

by justonce / 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

by friend loves a gay guy... / 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

by anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:35am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML

by chestycough / 09/16/2013 at 12:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML

by sommmerrrr / 09/15/2013 at 12:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

by natattack / 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids

Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I found out that my obese son, who is on a health-mandated diet and exercise plan, gorges on junk food whenever he has the chance. His logic? "It won't make you fatter if you crap it out." FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 12:16am / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, I resigned from my job in favor of a higher-paying one. After I filled out and filed the necessary papers, my boss told me that I had been nominated to replace him when he retired in a month. His job pays at least twice what I'm now making. Thanks for telling me, asshat. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work