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Today, I accidentally emaild the entre company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intendd to fre. mega looool FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters!! I turnd around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide!! I screamd "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny!! Then I realizd the creepy man was a cardboard cutout!! fat FML

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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I Was At Home My Mom Came And Saw Me Holding Wat She Thought Was A Glass Of Beer. She Took The Glass Threw It And Slapped Me Fir Drinking It. I Was Drinking Apple Juice. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by kashish0711 (man) - India (Chandigarh)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING MY JOB AS A CASHIER, ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT CAME TO THE REGISTER WAS A MIDGET . AS PART OF STORE POLICY, I HAD TO ID HIM, AND HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE SAID HE WAS FROM FLORIDA . SO I ASKED, WITHOUT CATCHING MYSELF, "HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?" MEGA FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

today mah friend and I were seeing a movie!! We endd up sitting next to a manho was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat!! Extremely annoyd, we turnd to him and told him to ( shut the fuck up )!! Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying!! FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by katem (woman) - United States (California)



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