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Zaros

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4209
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Zaros : I was brutally attacked by my razor. Currently in the process of regrowing my mutton chops.

If you want my snapchat or Facebook feel free to ask so I can tell you no personally.

Zaros's page activity

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Fucked!<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 1:37am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:10am<b>sallycinnamon</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 11:56pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:27pm<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:27am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 9:51am<b>leahb99</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:17pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 12:20am<b>ariastyles12</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 5:54pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 6:28am<b>_Breezie_</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 9:13pm<b>Colethebull</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:39pm

Zaros's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Zaros's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

by Charly / 01/05/2009 at 1:16am / Love