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Zaros

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3798
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Zaros : I was brutally attacked by my razor. Currently in the process of regrowing my mutton chops.

If you want my snapchat or Facebook feel free to ask so I can tell you no personally.

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Visits<b>kkorn051212</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 11:18pm<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 7:37pm<b>SadIndianLife</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 1:46am<b>pd2902</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 9:21pm<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 8:05pm<b>trmptGod</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 2:12am<b>WolfAvenge</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 11:55pm<b>cecesavannah2015</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 1:00am<b>Dylbro</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 4:36am<b>valerie_273</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 6:45pm<b>qwertyduck49</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 5:35pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:03am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 8:10pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 4:38pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:22pm<b>huskies8</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 1:49am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:13am<b>sallycinnamon</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:55pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Zaros's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1240535) - you deserved it (137770)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (286578) - you deserved it (64693)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258325) - you deserved it (88111)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89250) - you deserved it (12269)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25456) - you deserved it (3179)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version



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