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Zaros

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2913
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Zaros : I was brutally attacked by my razor. Currently in the process of regrowing my mutton chops.

If you want my snapchat or Facebook feel free to ask so I can tell you no personally.

Zaros's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:20pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 1:36pm<b>narna</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 10:28pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 9:36pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 11:50pm<b>nina0917</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 11:37pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 3:51am<b>valerie_273</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 8:04pm<b>GEFStryker</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 9:35pm<b>OnlyAvailableID</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 10:58pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 8:40pm<b>sam882</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 3:11pm<b>joebagz</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 8:37pm<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 1:54am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 7:23pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 3:48pm<b>dude_itskayley</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 1:36am<b>tylerslay</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 2:47pm

Liked!<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 9:51am<b>leahb99</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:17pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 12:20am<b>ariastyles12</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 5:54pm<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 6:28am<b>_Breezie_</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 9:13pm<b>Colethebull</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:39pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Zaros's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1187757) - you deserved it (126528)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (269177) - you deserved it (60044)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240497) - you deserved it (82286)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83185) - you deserved it (10993)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21812) - you deserved it (2779)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version



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