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  • Town/Country : Kuopio, Finland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1221
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About Zarcissa : Don't worry, I won't bite... hard. Maybe.

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Zarcissa's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52987) - you deserved it (8368)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41963) - you deserved it (6914)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50709) - you deserved it (2638)

On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59215) - you deserved it (4964)

On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22668) - you deserved it (66296)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20849) - you deserved it (1503)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (6377)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7081) - you deserved it (33432)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9214) - you deserved it (28734)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15937) - you deserved it (22835)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17377) - you deserved it (21983)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35523) - you deserved it (6649)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45889) - you deserved it (6610)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

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