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Zappaz

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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27156) - you deserved it (5173)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12162) - you deserved it (42762)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

#21365913
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27405) - you deserved it (5891)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30729) - you deserved it (2459)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

#21365671
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (2077)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33408) - you deserved it (2243)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27750) - you deserved it (2467)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (3672)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

#21362166
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (2740)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31289) - you deserved it (4506)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (1771)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

#21360941
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29487) - you deserved it (4092)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17456) - you deserved it (29852)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)



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