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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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On 01/18/2014 at 1:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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