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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 2000 (15 years)
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Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML


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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML


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