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Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, I went on a road trip wit my boyfriend an is best friend. Wat I tougt was going to be a great, fun time endd up wit me alone in a car wit two large men wo wouldn't stop farting for 14 ours. FML

#21328432
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26219) - you deserved it (4089)

On 01/01/2015 at 3:52am - misc - by sandwhiched - United States (California)

Today, I ad numerou calls from people saying tey need a baby sitter, because "tey know I wasn't invited anywere" . FML

#21328036
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (2197)

On 12/31/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Yeah-It's-Just-Me - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I got a letter from long time boyfriend asking me to meet im at te place we first met fir a "surprise". I can't remember were tat even is. FML

#21327916
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26675) - you deserved it (10686)

On 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm - love - by lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML

#21327404
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I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (15625)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today Our Band Had A Road Trip. Two People Chose To Stack Themselves On Top Of Each Other To Share A Seat Rather Than Sit In The Last Seat Next To Me.

#21326846
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (2754)

On 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mugged while walking mah dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

#21326870
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (2508)

On 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm - animals - by woofwoof - Turkey (Izmir)

Today, I was having sex with mah grlfriend. Things got heatd and I yelld, ( Who's yur daddy? ) With a blank expression she replid, ( I don't know. ) FML

#21326143
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (15293)

On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today... my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum... and I said ( Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take yur present back. ) She told me I don't even know Santa... athich point I accidentally blurtd that I'm ( Santa ). FML

#21323581
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28838) - you deserved it (11086)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:01pm - kids - by Santa (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend of six yeres. Se got mad at me, saying se is too young to get marrid an tat I was trying to ruin er career. Se is 32 an works part-time at a grocery store. FML

#21322620
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34013) - you deserved it (3065)

On 12/23/2014 at 10:24am - love - by got any coupons? - United States

Today , I woka up with a swollan lump on my throat . It's axtramaly painful . My looool dad namad it Gratchan and now talks about it as if it's a parson . FML

#21311698
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2389)

On 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42366) - you deserved it (2992)

On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after te first lesson at scool, so I went to get a cup of coffee from te vending macine. I ad just enoug money fir it. No cup dropped into te older, an te wole ting poured straigt into te drip tray wile I watced. real FML

#21310620
84 comments

yesterday while walking home with mah mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelld at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that !! mega FML

#21308349
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28882) - you deserved it (2492)

On 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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