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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5433
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Yoshi_Fue : I live an average life with terrible dips, but it's nothing compared to the people out here, as I've learned.

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Visits<b>TraceCase_</b> - the 11/12/2011 at 7:53am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:44pm

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I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress . I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment . She putted me on speakerphone.. . and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started . FML

#20109013
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18529) - you deserved it (1735)

On 10/09/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by yolo is for shitheads - United States

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (31337)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent mah day in the living room waiting 4 the pizza guyhile mah best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

#17036855
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34682) - you deserved it (2771)

On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sistar told ma not to coma ovar anymora cuz ar babby is looool scard of my faca. maga FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37442) - you deserved it (4069)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (3308)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today mah fire alarm startld me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (11938)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today I was walking through my kitchenhen I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole causedhen I putted my foot through it. FML

#16080976
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (4461)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's brthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushd the toilet AND puttd the seat down. FML

#15956322
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (6175)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Gave A Safe Sex Speech To Teens At My Local High School!! This Was Just Ten Minutes After My Girlfriend Had Texted Me, Telling Me She's Pregnant!! FML

#15038922
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11498) - you deserved it (42782)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (9280)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Got A Parking Ticket In The Mail. I Don't Have A Car. Mega FML

#14967692
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (2853)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (47553)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Taday I recievd mah first wedding present in the mail. I opend it immediately an calld the sender to say thanks. She yelld at me for opening it and because she shippd it to me by mistake requestd it back. FML

#14964211
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (3008)

On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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