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Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

#17415009
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33936) - you deserved it (2924)

On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25028) - you deserved it (9501)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38607) - you deserved it (11060)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64741) - you deserved it (3812)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23236) - you deserved it (12259)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38603) - you deserved it (32137)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

#15312414
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (10393)

On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50617) - you deserved it (41861)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35973) - you deserved it (3198)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

#14740346
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34426) - you deserved it (5262)

On 01/28/2011 at 4:12am - love - by ashdk -

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

#14666590
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (3441)

On 01/21/2011 at 9:18pm - misc - by marriageblows - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (20880) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML

#13925294
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32325) - you deserved it (2598)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (3227)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31480) - you deserved it (12408)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States



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