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  • Number of visits : 1581
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Yessi_Boo : Belly dancer, Miami, 18, Cubana

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today I was driving home from mah friend's house an noticd this really cute grl riding her bike. She had an amazing body , beautiful blonde hair an lookd like mah kind of grl! About 10 minutes after I got home , mah sister pulld up. She had just bikd home from the hair salon. FML

#3654614
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41746) - you deserved it (26813)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by roar_shark - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45972) - you deserved it (19175)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, mah grlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't!! FML

#2955411
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (73938)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all mah might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that r actually light plastic. I fell over backward an dumped dirt into mah mouth. FML

#2590991
137 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

#1744807
88 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 7:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

#946704
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154459) - you deserved it (22750)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
264 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (498860) - you deserved it (48480)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
142 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS WHEN MY DAD ASKED MY MOM IF SHE KNEW WHERE HE COULD FINE SOME DOUBLE A BATTERIES. SHE SAID TO CHECK MY VIBRATOR. HE SAID HE ALREADY DID. FML



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