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YayFlameWarz
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1109
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About YayFlameWarz : I like stating the obvious, making crude sarcastic jokes that are funny to me. I spell things incorrectly because I feel like it. Also I'm very sarcastic and cynical deal with it, Remember kids Flaming isn't going to make someone buy you a box of thin mints GRAMMAR NAZI'S UNITE!

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Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (6920)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15587) - you deserved it (28089)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (3228)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (2484)

On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

#16997408
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27160) - you deserved it (9979)

On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33764) - you deserved it (9864)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
205 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
229 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

#16797884
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26280) - you deserved it (7736)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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