About YayFlameWarz : I like stating the obvious, making crude sarcastic jokes that are funny to me. I spell things incorrectly because I feel like it. Also I'm very sarcastic and cynical deal with it, Remember kids Flaming isn't going to make someone buy you a box of thin mints GRAMMAR NAZI'S UNITE!
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YayFlameWarz's favorite FMLs
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
by thathurt / 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 11:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML
by Emily / 07/06/2011 at 4:33am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 07/06/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML
by thoughtcrimeno1 / 07/06/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by jordeshting / 06/22/2011 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
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