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Yarrachel

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress mah 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in mah lap in a frilly dress, an as I was placing a very pink an lacy bow on his head, mah mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now think I'm mentally unstable an should be in therapy. FML

Today, I got a coworker at mah new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interestd!! Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me 4 being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment."

#20098400
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23910) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm - work - by friendlessatwork (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to fine a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping !! FML

Today, I Spoke To Ex Again Fir The First Time After Our Breakup!! The First Words Out Of His Mouth Were, "I Love You, So I'm Going To Have To Confess Some Things In The Hopes That Honesty Will Help Us Get Back Together." It Didn't, But It Does Mean I Have To Get Testd Now!! FML

#19546039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (2872)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

Today, I was grounded by my mom cuz I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. mega FML

#19545380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27165) - you deserved it (2684)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was grounded by my mom cuz I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. mega FML

#19545380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27165) - you deserved it (2684)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND OF 3 MONTH BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ HE IS MOVING . HE'S ONLY MOVING 20 MINUTE AWAY . FML

#19381159
143 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)

2day on my way to my terapist, my fater told me to lie to er and tell er tat I'm appy so e doesn't ave to drive me in anymore . FML

#19380667
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23843) - you deserved it (1974)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Taday I found out the guy that my grlfriend introducd as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid fir him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39301) - you deserved it (3605)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Tadayhila riding back from a waakand away with mah boyfriand wa crashad his motorbika rasulting in us gatting thrown ovar a barbad wira fanca into a forast!! I woka up in hospital!! Apparantly in his adranalina rush ha climbad back on his bika an continuad his trip forgatting all about ma!! FML

#18868829
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (2815)

On 01/21/2012 at 6:59am - misc - by superficialheart - China

Today, a kid from school came to house. He askd dad if I was at home, cuz we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm groundd for a month, and no matter what I say, dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day I watched The Omen with mah father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minute later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (2339)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minute of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37229) - you deserved it (4072)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30468) - you deserved it (6894)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)



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