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Yanchi

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 May 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 532
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today a man askd me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticd he had whippd his penis out and was stroking it. He then askd me if I likd what I saw. FML

#21362166
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35858) - you deserved it (2798)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

#21335578
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30154) - you deserved it (5908)

On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute !! I wasn't having sex or even making out !! I was spooning !! FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (6527)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I asked girlfriend's father 4 permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me ( Which one? ) I said ( Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa. ) He belched and said, ( Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff 4 all I care. Piss off, boy. ) So much 4 chivalry. FML

#21308242
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33349) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband,hen he suddenly said "I'm fuckin' BORED," an pulled out so he could go play his video games. fat FML

#21303901
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38727) - you deserved it (4329)

On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today, I witnessd some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. ( Goddamn negger ), I mutterd. ( The fuck did u just say?! ) yelld a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (14495)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

TODAY, MAH DAD PICKED ME UP FROM SCHOOL, SOMETHING HE'LL BE DOING WHILE MAH BROKEN LEG HEALS!! HE THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS TO ARRIVE EARLY AN ASK THE STAFF WHERE HIS "CRIPPLED" SON WAS, LOUDLY SAYING I'D BROKEN MAH LEG IN A "MASTURBATION-RELATED ACCIDENT"!! FAT FML

#21259401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38354) - you deserved it (3348)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my grlfriend yelled at me fir jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen . After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo . The song's frst words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument . FML

#21252547
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36026) - you deserved it (17309)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah new boyfriend and I got intimate fir the frst time. He startd whispering in mah ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushd me away and ignord me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk drty in Klingon. FML

#21246884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45092) - you deserved it (5532)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I appily announcd tat I'm gatting marrid. My dad immadiataly sot back "And I'm gatting E.D. wo givas a damn?" Just wan I tougt a was joking a muttard tat "ta bitc" will taka avaryting in our divorca. Momant ruind. FML

#21235893
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34249) - you deserved it (2752)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to mah dog jumping on mah bd and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

#21210701
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33796) - you deserved it (4422)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I almost got fird from work bacausa a customar complaind that I "thraw up gang signs" at him . I was blocking tha sun from ayas .

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41599) - you deserved it (3005)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43225) - you deserved it (5446)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, less than a day after mah cranky downstars nieghbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment cieling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night . I'm shitting myself in fear . FML

#21161740
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46169) - you deserved it (4327)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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