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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12025) - you deserved it (56976)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (143602) - you deserved it (9492)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

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