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YaboyVinnie

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YaboyVinnie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About YaboyVinnie : So, yeah..

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YaboyVinnie's favorite FMLs

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28209) - you deserved it (2335)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

#18977119
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32645) - you deserved it (6173)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25050) - you deserved it (2979)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28435) - you deserved it (5797)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19421) - you deserved it (30189) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44636) - you deserved it (4419)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36675) - you deserved it (3416)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

#18295941
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33431) - you deserved it (4691)

On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML

#18284255
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25928) - you deserved it (3161)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Trey - United States (Texas)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48403) - you deserved it (3688)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (5169)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (3045)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65214) - you deserved it (3801)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16265) - you deserved it (68507)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34607) - you deserved it (5591)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States



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