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YOLO420BLAZEIT
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 May 1999 (14 years)
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Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (4688)

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