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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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XxXBadAshXxX's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31954) - you deserved it (9231)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33617) - you deserved it (4661)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

#21050005
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43751) - you deserved it (4660)

On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

#20996030
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58109) - you deserved it (7569)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

#20940589
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40597) - you deserved it (11890)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

#20616232
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39747) - you deserved it (5354)

On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

#20082521
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

#20076090
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (1691)

On 09/17/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by Nickie809 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50041) - you deserved it (4320)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (19217)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10782) - you deserved it (41131)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (66422)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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