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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 529
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About XxCrystalSxX : Hey. I'm half American half Syrian living in the land of sand and dust (Riyadh, Saudi Arabia).
Born: oct 24th 1995
Just graduated from high school
Music, guitar, reading, writing, xbox(black ops), red bull, root beer, sports and a bunch of other things...yeah that's pretty much it. Feel free to message me or kik me: amaldelamora

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