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About XxAnnaXxBellexX : Actress in training. Cat lover by day, superhero by night. Theatre major with a quirky side. Message me :P
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Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
Friday 2 October 2015