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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About XxAnnaXxBellexX : Actress in training. Cat lover by day, superhero by night. Theatre major with a quirky side. Message me :P

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Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML


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