About XlDeathshadowXl : Just a guy, who has a good sense of humor and wisdom that has known to get him in trouble! :P gotta love the little things
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by smokecloud_ / 07/02/2015 at 2:40am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by honeybunny / 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by BadLuckLad / 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Intimacy
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love
by lynn / 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love
Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
by fartingdogprego / 07/23/2010 at 9:18am / United States (Texas) / Animals
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