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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 386
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About XlDeathshadowXl : Just a guy, who has a good sense of humor and wisdom that has known to get him in trouble! :P gotta love the little things

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XlDeathshadowXl's favorite FMLs

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (1589)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long 12 hour drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31456) - you deserved it (2828)

On 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by honeybunny - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42985) - you deserved it (3167)

On 10/22/2014 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by BadLuckLad (man) - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42768) - you deserved it (4630)

On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML


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On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML


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On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML


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