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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Xenon_Smith : "I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes"
-Frank Sinatra

**Message me if you'd like, or don't, that's good too. I partake in dark humor and i'm open to most subjects

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