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Xenon1386

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Xenon1386

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 916
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Xenon1386 : I am just a lonely random stick figure

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Xenon1386's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

#17951348
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (2220)

On 10/10/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28654) - you deserved it (5687)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39353) - you deserved it (3564)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51368) - you deserved it (3619)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43518) - you deserved it (3608)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (4437)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47160) - you deserved it (2927)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53414) - you deserved it (3999)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML

#15055415
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38974) - you deserved it (2510)

On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71748) - you deserved it (3839)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

#13304780
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26197) - you deserved it (7269)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Kasnt - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37302) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125422) - you deserved it (12096)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

#9647002
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41574) - you deserved it (3525)

On 04/05/2010 at 6:14am - misc - by blah. - Thailand (Krung Thep)



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