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Xenon1386
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Xenon1386 : I am just a lonely random stick figure

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Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46190) - you deserved it (3247)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38538) - you deserved it (3264)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (3953)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42997) - you deserved it (2680)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50057) - you deserved it (3741)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66236) - you deserved it (3484)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

#13304780
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22276) - you deserved it (6640)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Kasnt - United States (Texas)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (1887)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112676) - you deserved it (11182)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

#9647002
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38379) - you deserved it (3282)

On 04/05/2010 at 6:14am - misc - by blah. - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34482) - you deserved it (12136)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML

#7426309
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26908) - you deserved it (3945)

On 01/18/2010 at 9:06pm - love - by pictureperfect678 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled "Yeah right." in front of everyone. FML

#6933189
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21764) - you deserved it (4224)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by hahasuckit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30252) - you deserved it (1626)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States



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