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Xeebar

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Xeebar

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1307
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Xeebar : FMLs always make me feel so much better about my own life~ I'm a fun loving lass who loves to make new friends. Shameless to say that I love Steven Universe and MLP:FiM! There's a guy out there that I'm always gonna love more than you~ Remember that.

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Visits<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:06pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:02pm<b>Lunaressence</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:34am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:10am<b>heftysmash253</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:54pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:29am<b>jewbobaggins</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 8:49pm<b>idkwhatok</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 5:35pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:30pm<b>bnbhimp</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:25pm<b>MarkGaus</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 10:27pm<b>MelonWolf</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:41pm<b>Sista92359</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 3:57pm<b>172pilot</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:17pm<b>98fox_</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:10am<b>LonelyLulllaby</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:00am<b>siham_andalous</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:08am<b>Paintonmyarms214</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 2:32am

Fucked!<b>Lunaressence</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:40am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 12:06pm<b>toasted1</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 1:02am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 3:12am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:48am<b>forever_sushi</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 9:51pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 2:23pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 11:14pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 4:39pm<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:06am

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Xeebar's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (8644)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32827) - you deserved it (2371)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML

#21409137
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25474) - you deserved it (3391)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:33pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (7234)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36031) - you deserved it (2469)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor showed me footage of my 7-year-old son spraying his beloved rose garden with weed killer. The whole garden is dead as fuck, and I'm now being taken to small claims court. FML

#21311905
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34110) - you deserved it (7299)

On 12/05/2014 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54446) - you deserved it (4655)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

#21093737
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37144) - you deserved it (12709)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47623) - you deserved it (4473)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

#20994837
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (4154)

On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

#20981341
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47421) - you deserved it (7603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/05/2013 at 1:52am - animals - by Chatons - Switzerland

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45752) - you deserved it (8399)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

#20820496
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72771) - you deserved it (9578)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been smugly informing everyone we know. She's 26. I seem to be friends with an absolute idiot. FML

#20795779
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41906) - you deserved it (5784)

On 07/21/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by what have i done with my life (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

#20741232
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53873) - you deserved it (12431)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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