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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 597
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About XcRunner72 : I try to do a little bit of everything including dance, softball, volleyball, track, cross country, paint, cook, draw and sketch, as well as play the guitar. I'm a recently published author and you can message me to learn about the title and how to get a copy. I love music and my all time favorite band is Breaking Benjamin. I listen to most genres.

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XcRunner72's favorite FMLs

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51446) - you deserved it (5601)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML


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On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33967) - you deserved it (5312)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML


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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72820) - you deserved it (4350)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


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