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Today, my dad got angry with me for not watching "Better Call Saul" with him, because he thinks it will help me with law school. He did this while I was actually reading for a class taught by the top health law professor in the country. FML
by randommanwill / 02/16/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
by marriedbutlonely / 02/14/2016 at 9:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Diet_Water / 02/14/2016 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by gingerlover01 / 01/30/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Health
by AV / 01/30/2016 at 5:30am / Bulgaria (Plovdiv) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
by Snowman / 01/24/2016 at 5:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
by Gamergirl137 / 01/15/2016 at 9:28pm / United States (California) / Love
by lonely / 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
by fuglymug / 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…