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Today, my friend used my phone to tag some of my overweight Facebook friends in a weight-loss video, along with the comment "Here's some motivation, fatasses!" I was able to delete the post, but not before I got a bunch of angry messages. FML
by jwill200 / 03/08/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Sir Anon / 02/29/2016 at 3:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 2:27am / Japan (Saitama) / Intimacy
Today, my dad got angry with me for not watching "Better Call Saul" with him, because he thinks it will help me with law school. He did this while I was actually reading for a class taught by the top health law professor in the country. FML
by randommanwill / 02/16/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
by marriedbutlonely / 02/14/2016 at 9:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Diet_Water / 02/14/2016 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by Coccinelle / 02/05/2016 at 11:36am / France / Work
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by gingerlover01 / 01/30/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Health
by AV / 01/30/2016 at 5:30am / Bulgaria (Plovdiv) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…