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by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by hamburglar / 08/11/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by idiocy Trumps reason / 08/10/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 8:31am / Miscellaneous
by Bacon0426 / 07/04/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Holidays
by Miss_Blaine / 06/29/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps I set for our current mouse problem onto my desk chair. Apparently when a mouse is caught in a mousetrap it's cruel, but when it snaps on my balls, that's hilarious. FML
by Ow / 06/18/2016 at 8:51pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Kids
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I went in for an appointment with my therapist. When she saw me, she gasped, "Are you okay?… Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,…