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Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML
by Cow lover / 10/12/2016 at 10:13am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
by The_Life / 10/12/2016 at 9:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/03/2016 at 7:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by DabTheFuckOut / 09/16/2016 at 3:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by Screamingfirecracker / 08/15/2016 at 12:12am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
by hamburglar / 08/11/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by idiocy Trumps reason / 08/10/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 8:31am / Miscellaneous
by Bacon0426 / 07/04/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Holidays
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…