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by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
by NoCookForYou / 08/22/2009 at 2:29am / United States (New York) / Kids
by ohgod / 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Iowa) / Kids
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
by fattie4life / 07/20/2009 at 6:33pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
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