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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 834
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About XSimpleDesignX : I work as a photo specialist. I'm an amateur photographer in my spare time. I love meeting new people and going out and causing chaos.
I like goats.
I like making bad decisions.
If you're wanting to find me on any social media or anything my username is always the same. Just let me know where you found me.
Feel free to get to know me. (:

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

#21019231
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56355) - you deserved it (6932)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

#20988740
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46110) - you deserved it (10812)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

#20988657
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53586) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

#20951236
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45291) - you deserved it (3747)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

#20853636
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39710) - you deserved it (2732)

On 08/25/2013 at 12:23pm - misc - by hello higher premiums, fuckwad (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

#20807935
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42750) - you deserved it (3143)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo (man) - United States

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

#20759193
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25494) - you deserved it (65293)

On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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