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XPhoenixFire

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2698
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About XPhoenixFire : Sarcasm is key.

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XPhoenixFire's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23604) - you deserved it (2466)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

#21362681
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29532) - you deserved it (2178)

On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29523) - you deserved it (4324)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40890) - you deserved it (3842)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

#21358332
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28828) - you deserved it (2251)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

#21354210
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (6057)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by titsmcgee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15711) - you deserved it (33714)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (3037)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3940)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39270) - you deserved it (5528)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43053) - you deserved it (2576)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33871) - you deserved it (3155)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
94 comments

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML



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