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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84089) - you deserved it (25929)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13141) - you deserved it (41523)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Beccarr - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74389) - you deserved it (20971)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)



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