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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 933
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About XBurytheCastleX : I play the drums and write lyrics. I have a band with my sister who happens to be an amazing vocalist, we are looking for a bassist and a guitarist.

We are 'Loser by day,' and we're going to become something.

I adore Courage my love.

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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54786) - you deserved it (6737)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

#21050194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54786) - you deserved it (6737)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

#20997840
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37201) - you deserved it (20744)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

#13403987
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29116) - you deserved it (9066)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41385) - you deserved it (4163)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

#3313899
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (12635)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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