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Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

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