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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 176
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Wyaru : I like everything but most of the things in the univers

Wyaru's page activity

Visits<b>A5Glue56</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:03pm<b>EssaSmiley</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 11:00pm<b>xxrogerthatxx</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 1:00pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 12:27pm<b>diesel_power</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 9:57am<b>vividpictures</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 7:57am<b>fuckyourlifeOP</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 4:42am<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 4:36am<b>Vitrolicz</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 3:05pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 12:08am<b>AnalAssault123</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 1:47pm<b>Seiko</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 1:01am<b>WH1T3B0YH4ZSW4G</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 10:55pm<b>DJ_Pelco</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 10:29pm<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 6:34pm<b>captaininouille</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 5:16pm<b>_Ducks_</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 12:08am<b>dfair1987</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 10:59pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Wyaru's favorite FMLs

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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