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- Title : Mister
- Birth Date : Not specified
- <3 status : With someone
- Number of visits : 1082
- Number of comments : 7
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted
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About Wrex : .
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
by icandothecancan / 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
by Un1ucky / 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by disturbed / 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm / Ireland / Animals
by CEO / 05/09/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by tothebaneofkings / 04/23/2014 at 12:20am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML
by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 12:12am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous