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About Wowxoxo : I speak French, English, and some Italian. I like to peruse the site and occasionally comment because sympathizing with others is what I do! If my comment was dumb or obnoxious, forgive me :) but, usually I try my best!

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42317) - you deserved it (5964)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (4220)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51211) - you deserved it (19708)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34488) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42865) - you deserved it (5668)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47378) - you deserved it (3510)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23620) - you deserved it (40450)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43852) - you deserved it (3547)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41631) - you deserved it (16380)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49080) - you deserved it (34381)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML


I agree, your life sucks (76270) - you deserved it (6243)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Dr. Virgin (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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