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WorryNot

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WorryNot

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About WorryNot : Soooooo I'm a big anime/manga fan. Especially a Hinata fan. I'm short (5ft on the dot) and am 23 years old. I'm of Mexican descent and I love doggies. I have a cute little mutt and am currently watching over my sister-in-law's 5 year old doggie. Feel free to ask me anything else I guess...☺️

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WorryNot's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16238) - you deserved it (12969)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

#21393641
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28061) - you deserved it (2207)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43234) - you deserved it (19580)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50723) - you deserved it (10883)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

#20437796
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37985) - you deserved it (4021)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49409) - you deserved it (4594)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (56191) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

#13104906
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8080) - you deserved it (32158)

On 09/18/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

#3176908
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49024) - you deserved it (28435)

On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)



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