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About WorryNot : Soooooo I'm a big anime/manga fan. I'm short (5ft on the dot) and am 25 years old. I have a cute little mutt and black lab/border collie . Feel free to ask me anything else I guess...☺️

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


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On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Guy (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 9:44am - intimacy - by no I've never asked for anal (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Urinator - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML


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On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML


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On 09/11/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - Australia

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML


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On 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML


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On 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by earlytermination - United States

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