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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3604
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Wolverine33 : Hello friends, I'm Tim. I spend most of my free time playing basketball, listening to music, or watching Netflix. My favorite shows are The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Dexter, Breaking Bad, and How I Met Your Mother. My favorite colors are Purple, Cyan, and Yellow. I love to travel and see/do fun things (I've climbed Mount Saint Helens, I've been to Yosemite, I've hiked 80 miles in Philmont, I've been to Amsterdam, I've been to the Grand Canyon, I've been to DC, and I've been white water rafting). I'm super friendly so message me if you have any questions or just wanna talk:)

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Wolverine33's favorite FMLs

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28494) - you deserved it (1757)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23882) - you deserved it (9265)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28963) - you deserved it (5528)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12759) - you deserved it (44402)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML

#21366058
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17348) - you deserved it (51614)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36154) - you deserved it (4451)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (2239)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27210) - you deserved it (3051)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26985) - you deserved it (2827)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

#21362603
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26841) - you deserved it (7545)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (4509)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26354) - you deserved it (3145)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML



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