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Wolverine33

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6298
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Wolverine33 : I'm 18, I have a laid back personality and love to hang out with friends. I play basketball and love listening to music. I listen to Strange Music, Funk Volume, Disturbed, and Hollywood Undead.
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Visits<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 11:57pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 9:55pm<b>maggiefox</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 1:03am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:33am<b>hope1103</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:29am<b>feeshcake</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 3:20pm<b>tbone223</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:52pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 2:18pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 5:26pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:30am<b>Raveen</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:15pm<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 4:46pm<b>itslaelae</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 6:54pm<b>sour_dough22</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:51pm<b>xjcp</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 3:46am<b>marinade18</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 11:01am<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:04pm<b>georgia_pine</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 9:57pm

Fucked!<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 3:55am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 11:25pm<b>georgia_pine</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 8:50pm<b>supermarxiste75</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 8:42pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 5:17am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 4:43am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 2:22am<b>Miranda04</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 8:14pm<b>itslaelae</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 6:11am<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:03pm<b>just_dorky_me</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:44am<b>pizzzzza</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:17am<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:12pm<b>maricruz486</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:44pm<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:54pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:01pm<b>maggiefox</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 10:56pm<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 7:46pm

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Wolverine33's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, and the trunk lid hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

by gnofin / 03/22/2016 at 5:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML

Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML

by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

by Shy_Shiloh / 01/21/2016 at 3:58am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

by xsnqw / 01/19/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 6:03am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 5:50am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment / 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

by 4lphab3t4 / 11/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

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Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

by Porche / 11/12/2015 at 11:24am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML

by honk honk, fuckwad / 11/06/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML

by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML

by ishred1111 / 11/06/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

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