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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1378
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Wolpy : I love FML. That is all.

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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44106) - you deserved it (6399)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57595) - you deserved it (3607)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37040) - you deserved it (2370)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37554) - you deserved it (8961)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52096) - you deserved it (4797)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version



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