About Wjanzen32 : I've been told to fill the description so people could creep easier, sooo... Now a quarter of a century old, work at a mental institution for all types, from people in rehab, elderly persons with dementia to "not criminally responsible" murderers. I now work with the Canadian Canola Growers Association full time and work with the institution on weekends, just to keep things interesting :) . I am allergic to fruits, vegetables and gluten. My favorite food is sushi, and I like all types of music... Mostly. My hobby is reading... Anything, news, fmls, jokes, books, you name it. I will be joining an ultimate Frisbee team this year, we'll see how that goes lol, I am terrible at sports. I have a dog who is a pitbull, and is very vicious. If you get too close she will lick you to death. And probably squish you by sitting on your lap.
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Wjanzen32's favorite FMLs
Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML
by Kenny / 01/24/2014 at 2:16am / Nigeria (Lagos) / Work
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
by DrtySnchez / 08/18/2013 at 5:37am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous
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