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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About WizardofWaxinAss : well, hmmmm I live in Texas going to college majoring in computer engineering and work at an arcade with my love of games and comics I couldn't ask for a better life eight now I like meeting new people and just going through life day by day....KiK LoneStarChillin

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