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Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

#5914155
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36341) - you deserved it (2304)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:35pm - work - by ShayanFCB (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at mah twin brother fir getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says ( It's not mine. ) Confused , I look at the ticket and see mah name. He used mah license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with there knife out... I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted... arrested and held fir questioning by the police. The mugger fell... stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

#5911952
122 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)

yesterday my girlfriend an I got into a uge figt. Se kicked me out of te apartment an told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of te apartment door for ours oping se'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to er foot stomping on me, screaming ( I meant it! ) real FML

#5902107
94 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

#5865685
147 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered I was at te same restaurant as my ex an is new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my moter's poneen se wasn't looking, looool an began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, te waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into te calculator. fat FML

#5865096
79 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . I Awoke To Fine A Giant Turd On Mah Carpet.. . Cat Hair Everywhere In Mah Room.. . And A Big Hole In Mah Window Screen . I Don't Own A Cat . FML

#5863047
64 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 7:13am - animals - by Ethan (man) - United States (California)

Today I Met Some Guys From My Dad's Workplace. They Told Him What A Pretty Daughter He Had, To Which He Responded, "Nah, It's Just Shit-loads Of Makeup." FML

#5857727
107 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans . While at mah meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me . Which was yesterday's underwear . FML

#5850843
64 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by Sbfreak510 - Sent from mobile version

Today , I went to the school dentist fir the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out mah teeth with the metal toothpick-thing , constantly hitting mah gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood , she looks up and says , laughing: "Oh , I forgot to putted mah glasses on". FML

#5848105
102 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, mah younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets r closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up an down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

#5844999
93 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 6:14pm - animals - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets r closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up an down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

#5844999
93 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 6:14pm - animals - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game fir threatening children. fat FML

#5841852
117 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was involvd in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive looool at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-endd me at a rd light. FML

#5837946
65 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

Today I was listening to music talking to a boy I lyk on MSN. He asked if I could share looool the song I was listening to so I did. It wasn't until I had shared an fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

#5830310
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8068) - you deserved it (33240)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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