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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

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42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38219) - you deserved it (7683)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14582) - you deserved it (27484)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

#12195
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (27296)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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27 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version



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