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WingedWaffle

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 116
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44197) - you deserved it (6855)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 11:35am - intimacy - by ass slap - United States (Pennsylvania)



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