About WingedLovely27 : I'm that weird chick with the weird hair hiding the weird thoughts in her weird head. I love being misery's company...and there seems to be a lot of it on here. I'm very spiritual. Cheers! Namaste! Peace and blessin's! Salute!
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Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
by nes0385 / 08/27/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML
by Imdeadlmaokillme / 03/22/2016 at 4:47pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Intimacy
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy
by horno / 12/02/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by cassieleigh1 / 11/05/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
by FML / 10/02/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by toe / 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
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