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Wiktoryaa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Wiktoryaa : I love ducks and Swedish language.
I'm French :)
don't send me messages, I use the app on my iPod.

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Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (2548)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

#20094121
85 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20205) - you deserved it (1957)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML

#20034373
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23187) - you deserved it (1506)

On 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (7519)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19024) - you deserved it (1549)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

#20016514
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21100) - you deserved it (2109)

On 08/12/2012 at 5:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (4320)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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455 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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