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WickWasHere
  • Town/Country : Peru, Indiana
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 54
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WickWasHere : I love Bleach, Sword Art Online, Bamboo Blades, Vampire Knight (and Guilty), Special A, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), Angel Beats, Bakuman, Attack on Titan and Naruto!
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Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

#21084209
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36721) - you deserved it (6061)

On 03/11/2014 at 6:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

#21081555
98 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
279 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

#20994621
170 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML

#20978372
97 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

#20936013
252 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML

#20899471
191 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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144 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML

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74 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)



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